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Talking Football

Me: Was this what you were talking about when you were commenting on the new Panthers logo? http://onion.com/zmazwN
HelpHelp: Yup! I don't see it. Did they change the whiskers or something?
Me: No, they added a QB who could demolish the rookie QB passing record, and still manage to have a losing season.
HelpHelp: Oh, is he the one who does backwards half-somersaults to score touchdowns? Or am I thinking of some running back somewhere?
Me: Well, DeShawn Jackson likes to do flips where he leaves the ball at the goal line. If you're thinking of Ahmad Bradshaw, he likes to do the, cross-arm, "I don't wanna play no more," squat-into-the-end-zone.
HelpHelp: I think you misspelled "mo" by adding r-e.
Me: Now you're being racist.

Feb 9th

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Watch

RogCity Fitness aka “The Bon Iver workout DVD” is here! Nothing pumps me up more than For Emma, Long Ago. I swear I could do 50 pushups right now during re:Stacks!

Feb 8th

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high five?

helphelp: Bartender last night referred to me as one of her regulars. For someone who is normally rather forgettable, this was a pretty big milestone. Now what? You now have the honor of ordering, “The usual.” Enjoy it sir.

Feb 8th

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Feb 6th

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I will not be able to unclench for a week.

Feb 6th

Tonight at Sing Sing we played the Karaoke Game

Here’s what I picked: The song to be played at my funeral: As I Lay Me by Sophie B Hawkings The song my parents taught me: Heart of Rock and Roll by Huey Lewis & The News The song I’m embarrassed I know the words to: K-Ci & Jo Jo’s classic All My Life M’lady lost her voice an hour and 15 minutes in. Victory.

Feb 5th

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Space Jam was staged?? →

Blanko, the Shawn Bradley Monstar, failed to register a single stat throughout the course of the game. Even in a world where Elmer Fudd has a 40-inch vertical, Bradley’s “talent” can’t muster even a shot attempt. This is the most realistic aspect of the movie.

Feb 4th

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Feb 4th

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Jan 31st

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Jan 27th

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Chuck Klosterman on tUnE-yArDs →

This sentence is 100% true: “The only thing I knew was that the words ‘Tune Yards’ were spelled ‘tUnE-yArDs,’ which seemed like reason enough to ignore it (not a good reason, but a reason nonetheless) w h o k i l l is still a fantastic album, and Merrill Garbus still puts on a fantastic show, but that sentence is still absolutely correct.

Jan 25th

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“Manatees were once mistaken for mermaids by sailors, who would then drown trying...”

Jan 19th

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Jan 13th

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Jan 13th

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Jan 9th

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Jan 7th

Watch

beerandpork: thedailywhat: Political Humor of the Day: The Yahoo! News / Funny or Die GOP Presidential Online Internet Cyber Debate starring Patrick Warburton (Rick Perry), Horatio Sanz (Newt Gingrich), Rob Delaney (Mitt Romney), Greg Germann (Jon Huntsman), Erin Gibson (Michele Bachmann), John C. McGinley (Rick Santorum), Leslie Jordan (Ron Paul), Mike Tyson (Herman Cain), and Reggie Brown...

Jan 6th

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Jan 6th

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Brownstoner: Over-the-Top Mansion in Clinton Hill →

leilacohanmiccio: You know, I would place getting rich pretty low on my list of ambitions. I would love to have more money than I currently do, but really, I just want to be fiscally comfortable. But looking at this house does something to my brain that floods all of my fairweather socialist tendencies with OH MY GOD LET’S ALL GET RICH WHAT’S THE PROBLEM WITH BEING THE 1% AAAH AAAH AAAH THAT...

Jan 6th

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Jan 6th

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Lost Subway Map →

Yes, WNYC, I will read and listen to almost anything about lost of forgotten subway lines and terminals as I find it endlessly fascinating. If you did not hear the story this morning, check it out here. The part at the end about FDR’s personal train station under Grand Central is a mind blower.

Jan 3rd

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Jan 1st

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Have you ever heard a grown man yelp at the gym...

I joined a gym yesterday, and I had my first meeting with a trainer today. She kicked my ass, made me realize I don’t have what they call a, “core,” and above all, taught me how to kegel. Now I am the human equivalent of a puddle of mud, and I’m kicking myself for not doing it sooner. With bikini season right around the corner, the next time we hang out, just FYI, I might...

Dec 30th