December 2009
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Creepy Kanye says, “Hey.” via gifparty
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Yeasayer (28)
Grizzly Bear (23)
Discovery (12)
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart (10)
Spank Rock and Benny Blanco (5)
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Man sues Axe Bodyspray, as unable to get girl →
How I missed this I have no idea. I love this pull quote:
…his bai (maid) beat him with a broom when he tried to impress her by appearing naked in front of her after applying all the Axe products.
WatchThe CW’s ‘OMG Moment of the Year’ from One Tree Hill. Aziz says:
I can’t recommend enough that you take 30 seconds and watch this. This is maybe the hardest I laughed since I saw the end of the midriff episode of Curb.
True enough, it is amazing.
via azizisbored
Year End Lists
Though I haven’t been a real rock critic for years (if I ever was), this was the year that I finally shed the last vestiges of it. From 1998 to 2009 that was how I made my living. I never liked it. It’s not a world where thoughtfulness is particularly prized; instead the game is reacting stronger and faster (better is irrelevant) than everyone else. It’s a game that serves the critics...
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How about this weather we're having?
After taking a year off to spend some time with his family, father winter made his triumphant return to DC this week by incapacitating the area for a couple days.
Lets take a step back. Earlier this week weatherman and meteorologists all around the area were calling for snow the weekend of the 18th. How much snow depended on how close we got to the weekend, until eventually, Friday’s...
Deer Tick covers Paul Simon's “Still Crazy After... →
And it is awesome. Thanks Steph and Mike. The Tripwire
Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating! - Santa Clause →
Thanks to The Onion for being awesome, and a friend for sharing.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →
Yeasayer (34)
The xx (23)
John Vanderslice (20)
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart (20)
Neon Indian (20)
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WatchI TOLD YOU GUYS HOT TUB TIME MACHINE IS AN ACTUAL MOVIE THAT IS REALLY COMING OUT!
“And I was like, are my overies ovulating again? Then I realized it was from...”
– Leslie Lillo on soreness.
WatchWhile rendering this morning, I was reading the internet to pass the time, when I came across this post on Videogum about a new TLC show coming soon: Little Chocolatiers Its about two little people, a couple in fact (gee, don’t they have a show or two like that already?), who happen to be chocolatiers and their struggles to make chocolate while being little people. I guess. Here’s the...
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D.C. Council votes 11 to 2 to legalize same-sex...
Before the bill goes to Mayor Adrian M. Fenty (D) for signing, it still must survive a 30-day congressional review period. To block the legislation, the Democratic-controlled House and Senate and President Obama would have to sign off on a disapproval resolution within 30 legislative days, which advocates say is not likely.
WashingtonPost.com
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13) →
The Beatles (53)
Beach House (31)
The xx (24)
Atlas Sound (22)
Stevie Wonder (21)
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WatchWhen I Chicago this past summer, my host, Dave Shapanka, was so excited to show me this short film TREEVENGE! Now the month is December, and as christmas trees continue to fill up people’s homes, I can’t help but think of this short. Its gory. Its great. Enjoy…
TREEVENGE!
Google Street View Captures Public Defecation on H... →
Thanks DCist for showing me that my transition to New York will be a lot more seamless than I was expecting.
You Can Make It Up: Hanukkah On The Jersey Shore →
Pauly started reading a Chinese take-out menu out loud. “What are you doing?” Angelina asked him.
“I’m reading the story of Hanukkah.”
“It’s beatiful,” she said. Pauly shrugged.
The festive celebration ended with a game of strip dreidel.
-Gabe
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My Parents, Enid and Sal, Used to Be Famous Porn... →
SAL: Blasted map! ENID: Pull over and ask that hitchhiker for directions. SAL: Where? ENID: Over there. See her? The young woman in the bikini? She’s holding a cardboard sign that reads, “Looking for a 3-Way!” SAL: What the hell does that mean? ENID: It’s probably the slang. SAL: Whatever it means, she probably has no idea where Route 116 is. Forget it. Why ask for trouble?
—From “I...
I Am Locking the Wikipedia Article On Our Sex... →
“Wikipedia is a serious and worthy endeavor, which you have repeatedly attempted to compromise by means of proxy IP addresses, puppet user accounts, and your bitch friend Carol. This juvenile behavior is unworthy of such a noble project.”
-McSweeney’s
Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
“We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western footwear!” - Toy Story
“I shall return.”...
WatchI suppose the Bobby Bottle Service audition tape for Season 2 of The Jersey Shore was inevitable, but that doesn’t make it any less hilarious.
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20 Ways To Bring “The Wire” To Your Office →
Happy now, bitch?
Thank you Aaron.
How the Apocalypse Would Happen if Heaven Were a... →
To all my DOT ORG buddies in the DEACE. via McSweeney’s
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6) →
The xx (45)
Iron & Wine (45)
Decibully (37)
Beck (31)
Kings of Convenience (26)
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