I joined a gym yesterday, and I had my first meeting with a trainer today. She kicked my ass, made me realize I don’t have what they call a, “core,” and above all, taught me how to kegel. Now I am the human equivalent of a puddle of mud, and I’m kicking myself for not doing it sooner. With bikini season right around the corner, the next time we hang out, just FYI, I might be kegeling.