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Newt Gingrich’s Letter To Virginia, Regarding The Existence Of Santa Claus And Claims That He Said Otherwise →
I can hear his voice in my head as I’m reading this. Well done Mr Flowers.
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Two McSweeney’s Arcticles I Just Enjoyed
“A baby?” my mother said. Her eyes were all judgment. “Why would you want to do such a thing?” She poured balsamic vinegar on her salad and beckoned the waiter over for more lemons. “You completely ruined my figure, not to mention my marriage.
An Open Letter to the Gentleman Blow Drying His Balls in the Gym Locker Room
You’re actually doing it. I mean, we’ve all dreamt of blow-drying our balls out in the open, but you’re actually doing it in front of me and at least sixteen other people that just finished exercising at this pricey sports club.
Read and enjoy. That is all.
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What Your Favorite Classic Rock Band Says About You →
Genesis: You know what a steeplechase is.
Foghat: You swim in man-made lakes exclusively.
Golden Earring: You have three or more intentional cigarillo burns.
King Crimson: You have spent an entire afternoon watching a screensaver.Also be sure to check out Part 1.
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Celebrating Two Years: aka The Deuce
Two years ago we Took the first step down the pathway of eternal connubial bliss. Its been awesome! No regrets...
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A #cigar and #bourbon kind of night. (Taken with instagram)
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2nd Annual Derby Day Field Day (Taken with Instagram at Forsyth Park (Whitaker between Gaston and Park))
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I took a little bike ride to Clinton Hill yesterday to grab a bite to eat with my buddy Himay. This, this is what we ate!!! I love NY pizza but this...
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HOLY SHIT BALLS! our new apartment is killer!! HUGE!!!!
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Take that Battleship.
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